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My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH
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My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH
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My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH
mare-moment:

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH
mare-moment:

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH
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My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

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My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

(Source: mygooses)

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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

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steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

science!